![]() Penny: Raj, you’re a great guy, you’re in a bar full of single women, let us help you.īernadette: Yeah, you’re a real catch. Penny: Okay, wait, are we talking one-night stand or do we want to get him into a relationship? ![]() My vet says if I give her any more foie gras, she’s going to die of gout.īernadette: Hey, let’s help Raj meet a girl tonight. Raj: My pleasure, nothing makes me happier than the chance to spoil a lady. And not just because if you weren’t here, this would be a can of Pabst. Penny: Wow, you should come to girls’ night more often. Raj: Can we get another bottle of champagne for the table? Don’t worry. Raj: Ooh! Girls’ night, girls’ night! Ooh! Ooh!Īmy: So, what’s the plan? Are we gonna teach our fellas a lesson by getting stinking drunk, luring strange men into the bathroom, and turning the toilet stall into a temple of the senses? Raj: Uh, wait, can I come with you? My character died.īernadette: Sorry, Raj, it’s girls’ night out. Sheldon: I know they’re making a rhetorical point, I just don’t know what it is. And I, myself am wearing a little number that got me out of two speeding tickets and jury duty. In an outfit I’m assuming is from Forever 63. And there’s Amy, showing all kinds of ankle. So, Bernadette? Bernadette’s wearing leopard-print pumps and a rack-tastic red dress from Forever 21. I don’t mean to interrupt your little game, but I thought you’d like to see what you’re missing out on. Stuart: Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud. Get in here with your rod and give it to me. Raj: Wait, doesn’t anyone have a rod of resurrection? Because if you’ve got one, I need it bad. Raj: But, a cannon? Am I really out of the game? Leonard: Okay, you run into a room full of weapons, hit a trip wire, a cannon blows your face off, you die, you’re out of the game. Howard: Okay, guys, let’s make a plan, spell casters in the back, warriors in the front. Leonard: And you discover a secret door leading to a dark corridor. Howard: I follow the ogre tracks, checking for secret doors along the way. Sheldon: I signal my contempt for your cruel plan to shove Christmas joy down my throat by making a gesture that says get a load of this guy. Leonard: Okay, there are ogre tracks and a trail of broken candy canes in the snow. Stuart: Do you hear yourself when you say these things? Raj: Oh, man, the first monster I see, I’m gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass. You find yourselves in the smoking remains of Santa’s village. Sheldon: Fun? Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is like making a sandwich of grape jelly, the best-tasting jelly, and petroleum jelly, the worst-tasting jelly. Thought it’d be fun to make a quest with a holiday theme. Leonard: It’s actually ho, ho, ho, but you’ll get the hang of it. Your task is to rescue their leader from a dungeon of ogres. Your quest begins in a secret northern village of elves who have all been massacred. You have all been summoned to join a thrilling Dungeons and Dragons adventure. They’re my third favourite system of transmitting the written word. Sheldon: Oh, where to begin? Trees indoors. Sheldon: A Christmas gift? You know I don’t enjoy Christmas. Leonard: All right, Sheldon, to start our quest you need to open this little Christmas gift I got you. Stuart: Saturday night just went from crazy to epic. Raj: So, listen, I know we talked about getting a bite to eat in Silver Lake, and then seeing the Christmas lights in Griffith Park, but Leonard’s talking about a big D and D game at his place. So, you see? I have to play Dungeons and Dragons for the marriage. They’ll be all, Bernadette ruined everything. If-if I’m not there, then everyone will blame you. Bernadette is on the webcam.īernadette: Saturday night? But I’ve been working late all week. Scene: Howard and Bernadette’s apartment. Sheldon: Amy, from time to time, we men need to break free from the shackles of civility and get in touch with our primal animalistic selves.Īmy: By rolling dice and playing make-believe with little figurines? Is having a real-life girlfriend who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?Īmy: Oh, great! I’ve always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons. Leonard: Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore. Penny: Really? That’s how you’re gonna spend your Saturday night? Leonard: Oh, before I forget, Saturday I’m planning a little Dungeons and Dragons night with the guys. Leonard: Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands. Penny: Okay, now holding sides of hearth in position, lower mantelpiece assembly onto top tabs.
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